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5 Morning Rituals I Cannot Live Without
Wake up at 5 am. No! 4 am. No! Don’t sleep.
Okay, now that’s just ridiculous.
Here are my five-morning rituals I always complete, no matter when I wake up.
1. Pee
Was this not obvious enough for you?
Who doesn’t pee every morning? I mean, right after you drink that gallon of water next to your bed first. Or right after you drink your hot lemon water to *detox*
If you’re NOT peeing, then there is definitely something wrong. You might need like a doctor or something.
2. Brush My Teeth
I guess on a more serious note, dental hygiene is a must for me.
I use an all-natural toothpaste and a bamboo toothbrush because I’m trying to be as millennial as possible. I also just have hatred toward Colgate and how strong the artificial mint flavor is.
Anyway, no one wants morning breath or to have to go to the dentist more than once a year so, brush those pearly whites.
3. The Gift of Sight
It’s the year 2020 and sadly, my vision still ain’t 20/20.
If you’re like most of the population and don’t have the gift of sight without sticking a piece of plastic in your…